Today's specials are Varacose-Vein Cheese so come on down to my Crippling Anxiety-themed restaurant: its mostly edible!

"I don't have stereos, I got family"

Eyelash Daddy™

Cup Daddy™

Mars Attacks! starring Johnny Depp as President Dale / Art Land, Margaux Brooke as Marsha Dale, and Daniella Kertesz as Barbara Land

Come on down to my The Great Depression-themed restaurant and eat piles of Garlic Pudding.

Circle Daddy™

Bankruptcy Daddy™

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World starring Riz Ahmed as C. G. Culpepper, Sylvester Stallone as J. Russell Finch, and Hugo Weaving as Melville Crump

Appendix Daddy™