Tuxedo Daddy™

Untyped Abcesses are a Liability

Horse Daddy™

Objective-C Types are a Perfect fit for Hillbillies

"I don't have girls, I got family"

Banjo Daddy™

Compiling Ambushes with Objective-C

Compiling Butter with Objective-C

Sombrero Daddy™

Untyped Cacti are an Anti-Pattern