Tonight at Brian Butterfield's Russian Prison-themed Restaurant the Chocolate Quail's Eggs and Sports Bread are sufficiently food-like.

This evening at Brian Butterfield's Sharknado-themed Restaurant the Sport Ball Bon Bon Bon Bons are adequate.

This lunchtime at Brian Butterfield's The Great Depression-themed Restaurant the Mystery Meat are tolerable.

Today's kitchen delights are Varacose-Vein Cheese, Clown Nose Fruit, and Energy Boxes so bring your friends to my Voting Tory in Secret-themed restaurant: its adequate!

This morning's extraordinary dishes are During Dinner Mints so bring your friends to my Carrier Bags of the World-themed restaurant: its legally considered to be food!