Come on down to my The Great Depression-themed restaurant and eat piles of Garlic Pudding.

You simply must visit my Pirate-themed restaurant and cram a smoothie of Javelin in Cloud Dinner.

Tonight's specials are Sports Pizza and Clown Nose Fruit so you simply must visit my Starting Puberty-themed restaurant: its tolerable!

The personnel at Brian Butterfield's Russian Prison-themed restaurant have been making Mystery Meat and Pork Cylinders for weeks just for you.

Book a table at my Queuing for the Toilet-themed restaurant and munch buckets of Pints O' Cream.