Today at Brian Butterfield's Carrier Bags of the World-themed Restaurant the Chocolate Quail's Eggs are sufficiently food-like.

Tonight's extraordinary dishes are Egg and Ham Deltoids so bring your friends to my Sharknado-themed restaurant: its fit for human consumption!

This lunchtime's extraordinary dishes are Hoison Crispy Owl and Quiches Lorraine so make a reservation at my Mythology-themed restaurant: its tolerable!

This morning at Brian Butterfield's Divination-themed Restaurant the Chocolate Currency and Orange Fish Flesh are mostly edible.

Tonight's kitchen delights are Turkey Flavoured Chicken and Poor Man's Football so book a table at my Infectious Diseases-themed restaurant: its tolerable!