Today at Brian Butterfield's Brexit-themed Restaurant the Mini Mince Pies are legally considered to be food.

Why not rendezvous at my The Great Depression-themed restaurant and gobble a smoothie of Hibernian Eggs and Quiches Lorraine.

Why not rendezvous at my Infectious Diseases-themed restaurant and cram gobs of Egg 'n' Ham Slabs and Clown Nose Fruit.

The personnel at Brian Butterfield's Carrier Bags of the World-themed restaurant have been making Varacose-Vein Cheese for weeks just for you.

This morning at Brian Butterfield's Airport Security Queue-themed Restaurant the Pasta Pillows and 20-Cheese Omelette are adequate.