The personnel at Brian Butterfield's Crippling Anxiety-themed restaurant have been making Belgian Sprouts and Orange Fish Flesh for weeks just for you.

This evening's extraordinary dishes are Christmas Bon Bon Bon Bons so pop in to my Roman Empire-themed restaurant: its sufficiently food-like!

Come on down to my Sharknado-themed restaurant and eat piles of During Dinner Mints.

This lunchtime's extraordinary dishes are Pasta Pillows, Mince Pies, and Poor Man's Football so why not rendezvous at my Victorian Ghost-themed restaurant: its adequate!

The humans at Brian Butterfield's Mythology-themed restaurant have been making Egg 'n' Ham Slabs relentlessly just for you.