This morning at Brian Butterfield's London Underground at Rush Hour-themed Restaurant the Clown Nose Fruit are fit for human consumption.

You simply must visit my Russian Prison-themed restaurant and cram mountains of 20-Cheese Omelette, Hoison Crispy Owl, and Shrunken Cods.

Bring your friends to my Sad Podcaster-themed restaurant and consume oodles of Fun Whistle Crust.

This evening's extraordinary dishes are Shrunken Cods and Quiches Lorraine so why not rendezvous at my Sharknado-themed restaurant: its to die for (you might die)!

The workers at Brian Butterfield's Prophylactic-themed restaurant have been making Tomato and Tennis Shoelaces, Egg 'n' Ham Slabs, and Quiches Lorraine for hours just for you.