The scullery maids at Brian Butterfield's Queuing for the Toilet-themed restaurant have been making Sandwich Casserole, Poor Man's Football, and Large Macs relentlessly just for you.

This morning at Brian Butterfield's Sad Podcaster-themed Restaurant the Egg and Ham Deltoids are mostly edible.

The servants at Brian Butterfield's Geography-themed restaurant have been making Christmas Pizza relentlessly just for you.

The personnel at Brian Butterfield's Voting Tory in Secret-themed restaurant have been making Mini Mince Pies for weeks just for you.

Today's specials are Shrunken Cods and Pork Cylinders so bring your friends to my Science-themed restaurant: its fit for human consumption!