This lunchtime at Brian Butterfield's Sports-themed Restaurant the Pork Cylinders and Garlic Pudding are fit for human consumption.

The crew at Brian Butterfield's Carrier Bags of the World-themed restaurant have been making Sandwich Casserole for hours just for you.

Tonight at Brian Butterfield's Victorian Ghost-themed Restaurant the Baby Pork Cylinders, Pasta Pillows, and Sportman's Crunchy Discs are fit for human consumption.

Why not rendezvous at my Sharknado-themed restaurant and polish off loads of Large Macs, Turkey Flavoured Chicken, and Discount Foie Gras.

This evening's kitchen delights are Indigestion Tablets, Large Macs, and Bonsai Brandy Bottle so why not rendezvous at my Science-themed restaurant: its adequate!