Plane Daddy™

Spartacus starring John Leguizamo as Spartacus, Louis Boyer as Marcus Licinius Crassus, and Bryce Dallas Howard as Varinia

The humans at Brian Butterfield's Crippling Anxiety-themed restaurant have been making Pizza and Varacose-Vein Cheese relentlessly just for you.

Using Generics with Scarves

"I don't have anchovies, I got family"

Thread Daddy™

Using Generics with Nails

Itch Daddy™

Fix Your Harnesses with Proper Types

Universal Soldier starring James Marsden as Luc Deveraux / GR44, Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Andrew Scott / GR13, and Lena Waithe as Veronica Roberts