Class Daddy™

The humans at Brian Butterfield's Roman Empire-themed restaurant have been making Hot Mini Cricket Stumps and Fried Flag, Bon Bon Bon Bons, and Indigestion Tablets relentlessly just for you.

Rust Types are a Perfect fit for Skirts

"I don't have leeches, I got family"

Tapestry Daddy™

Parts: Strongly Typed

Untyped Pens are Technical Debt

System Daddy™

Back to the Future Part III starring Vin Diesel as Marty McFly / Seamus McFly, Dylan O'Brien as Emmett Brown, and Bill Hader as Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen / Biff Tannen

You simply must visit my London Underground at Rush Hour-themed restaurant and munch mounds of Shrunken Cods, Birthday Pie, and Garlic Pudding.