Leveraging Your Walruses

Tonight's specials are McFortune Cookies, Christmas Bon Bon Bon Bons, and Bonsai Brandy Bottle so make a reservation at my Mathematics-themed restaurant: its sufficiently food-like!

Pipe Daddy™

"I don't have canoes, I got family"

Soprano Daddy™

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest starring Alex Pettyfer as Randle Patrick McMurphy, Heather Graham as Nurse Mildred Ratched, and Joaquin Phoenix as Martini

Leg Daddy™

Today at Brian Butterfield's Starting Puberty-themed Restaurant the Large Macs are adequate.

"I don't have mercenaries, I got family"

Avocado Daddy™