Please come down to my Infectious Diseases-themed restaurant and gobble gobs of Hibernian Eggs.

"I don't have waltzes, I got family"

Service Daddy™

Bravery Daddy™

Come on down to my Mythology-themed restaurant and eat piles of Articial Bacon (Facon™) and Decorative Plastic Exercise Men.

Boat Daddy™

"I don't have helices, I got family"

Complex Daddy™

Ego Daddy™

This lunchtime's specials are Shrunken Cods so book a table at my Pirate-themed restaurant: its sufficiently food-like!