Lock Daddy™

The Evil Dead starring Hugo Weaving as Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Scarlett Diamond as Cheryl, and Ben Schwartz as Scott

Drain Daddy™

This morning's specials are Discount Foie Gras and Chocolate Quail's Eggs so make a reservation at my Sad Podcaster-themed restaurant: its fit for human consumption!

Cruelty Daddy™

Finger Daddy™

Deep Throat Part II starring Allison Williams as Nurse Lovelace, Til Schweiger as Doctor Jayson, and Marton Csokas as Dilbert Lamb

This morning at Brian Butterfield's Starting Puberty-themed Restaurant the Turkey Flavoured Chicken are to die for (you might die).

"I don't have screws, I got family"

Gun Daddy™