The servants at Brian Butterfield's Russian Prison-themed restaurant have been making Egg 'n' Ham Slabs and Nutty Nut-Nuts all day just for you.

"I don't have testimonies, I got family"

Thief Daddy™

Bias Daddy™

The Amityville Horror starring Dave Bautista as George Lutz, Erin Coker as Kathy Lutz, and William Sadler as Father Delaney

This morning's kitchen delights are Pasta Pillows, Energy Boxes, and Indigestion Tablets so book a table at my Crippling Anxiety-themed restaurant: its adequate!

Brain Daddy™

"I don't have knees, I got family"

Domino Daddy™

Commando starring Alexander Skarsgård as John Matrix, Tati Gabrielle as Cindy, and Hector Kotsifakis as Arius