Matrix Daddy™

The Big Lebowski starring Vanilla Ice as Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski, Viggo Mortensen as Walter Sobchak, and Dewayne Perkins as Theodore Donald 'Donny' Kerabatsos

Bring your friends to my Geography-themed restaurant and cram loads of Bonsai Brandy Bottle.

Oddity Daddy™

"I don't have lenses, I got family"

Eunuch Daddy™

The Mask starring Alon Abutbul as Stanley Ipkiss / The Mask, Ben Mendelsohn as Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway, and Sylvester Stallone as Dorian Tyrrell

Annex Daddy™

Tonight at Brian Butterfield's Mythology-themed Restaurant the Replica Ping Pong Bats, 20-Cheese Omelette, and Mince Pies are sufficiently food-like.

"I don't have shirts, I got family"