"I don't have flamingos, I got family"

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Addams Family Values starring Janet Montgomery as Debbie Jellinsky, Chris Hemsworth as Gomez Addams, and Jason Statham as Uncle Fester Addams

This lunchtime at Brian Butterfield's Prophylactic-themed Restaurant the Quiches Lorraine are adequate.

"I don't have obesity, I got family"

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Maid in Sweden starring Eva Green as Inga, Famke Janssen as Greta - Inga's older sister, and Jeffrey Donovan as Carsten - Greta's boyfriend

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