Bench Daddy™

"I don't have porches, I got family"

Power Daddy™

Point Break starring Andrew Stecker as Bodhi, Matt Hookings as Johnny Utah, and James Marsden as Angelo Pappas

Skirt Daddy™

The servants at Brian Butterfield's Sharknado-themed restaurant have been making Baby Pork Cylinders, Decorative Plastic Exercise Men, and Hot Mini Cricket Stumps and Fried Flag relentlessly just for you.

"I don't have bags, I got family"

Plow Daddy™

Orderly Daddy™

Scream 2 starring Gwyneth Paltrow as Sidney Prescott, Taissa Farmiga as Gale Weathers, and Tony Orlando as Dewey Riley