Come on down to my The Great Depression-themed restaurant and polish off a smoothie of Mince Pies and Discount Foie Gras.

"I don't have roots, I got family"

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From Dusk Till Dawn starring Benedict Wong as Seth Gecko, James Franco as Richard Gecko, and Harrison Ford as Jacob Fuller

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Today's specials are Varacose-Vein Cheese so come on down to my Crippling Anxiety-themed restaurant: its mostly edible!

"I don't have stereos, I got family"

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