The personnel at Brian Butterfield's Crippling Anxiety-themed restaurant have been making Belgian Sprouts and Orange Fish Flesh for weeks just for you.

"I don't have snows, I got family"

The Rock starring T.J. Miller as Dr. Stanley Goodspeed, Harrison Ford as John Patrick Mason, and Harrison Ford as Brigadier General Francis X. Hummel, USMC

This evening's extraordinary dishes are Christmas Bon Bon Bon Bons so pop in to my Roman Empire-themed restaurant: its sufficiently food-like!

"I don't have didgeridoos, I got family"

The Magnificent Seven starring Gary Oldman as Chris Adams, Costas Mandylor as Calvera, and Michael Park as Vin

Come on down to my Sharknado-themed restaurant and eat piles of During Dinner Mints.

"I don't have ants, I got family"

Maid in Sweden starring Rinko Kikuchi as Inga, Zoe Saldaña as Greta - Inga's older sister, and Jonah Hill as Carsten - Greta's boyfriend

This lunchtime's extraordinary dishes are Pasta Pillows, Mince Pies, and Poor Man's Football so why not rendezvous at my Victorian Ghost-themed restaurant: its adequate!