"I don't have health, I got family"

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo starring Sylvester Stallone as Deuce Bigalow, Frank Grillo as Det. Chuck Fowler, and Will Beinbrink as Tiberius Jefferson "T.J." Hicks

This evening's specials are Christmas Bon Bon Bon Bons and Bonsai Brandy Bottle so book a table at my Divination-themed restaurant: its tolerable!

"I don't have ladies, I got family"

Mrs. Doubtfire starring Chris Evans as Daniel Hillard / Mrs. Doubtfire, Janet Montgomery as Miranda Hillard, and Gary Oldman as Stu

Today's specials are Hibernian Eggs so come on down to my Crippling Anxiety-themed restaurant: its legally considered to be food!

"I don't have daisies, I got family"

House starring Anthony LaPaglia as Roger Cobb, James McAvoy as Harold Gorton, and Wood Harris as Big Ben

The personnel at Brian Butterfield's London Underground at Rush Hour-themed restaurant have been making Shrunken Cods, Tomato and Tennis Shoelaces, and Sports Pizza all day just for you.

"I don't have ovens, I got family"