Today at Brian Butterfield's Roman Empire-themed Restaurant the Non-Calendar Dates, Clown Nose Fruit, and Pasta Pillows are fit for human consumption.

"I don't have novelties, I got family"

The humans at Brian Butterfield's Voting Tory in Secret-themed restaurant have been making Christmas Bon Bon Bon Bons, Discount Foie Gras, and Mystery Meat tirelessly just for you.

"I don't have innuendos, I got family"

Godzilla starring Scott Adkins as Dr. Niko Tatopoulos, Joaquin Phoenix as Philippe Roaché, and Patricia Summersett as Audrey Timmonds

Today at Brian Butterfield's Roman Empire-themed Restaurant the Sports Bread are to die for (you might die).

"I don't have cliffs, I got family"

The Mask starring Rupert Everett as Stanley Ipkiss / The Mask, Robert Downey Jr. as Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway, and Liam Neeson as Dorian Tyrrell

Please come down to my London Underground at Rush Hour-themed restaurant and partake of loads of Orange Fish Flesh, Tomato and Tennis Shoelaces, and Decorative Plastic Exercise Men.

"I don't have orderlies, I got family"