Tonight at Brian Butterfield's Victorian Ghost-themed Restaurant the Baby Pork Cylinders, Pasta Pillows, and Sportman's Crunchy Discs are fit for human consumption.

"I don't have leaves, I got family"

Mandingo starring Max Martini as Hammond Maxwell, Ian McShane as Warren Maxwell, and Emma Watson as Blanche Woodford Maxwell

Why not rendezvous at my Sharknado-themed restaurant and polish off loads of Large Macs, Turkey Flavoured Chicken, and Discount Foie Gras.

"I don't have sandwiches, I got family"

A Nightmare on Elm Street starring Karen Gillan as Nancy Thompson, Daniel Radcliffe as Lieutenant Donald Thompson, and Leah Sava Jeffries as Marge Thompson

This evening's kitchen delights are Indigestion Tablets, Large Macs, and Bonsai Brandy Bottle so why not rendezvous at my Science-themed restaurant: its adequate!

"I don't have cushions, I got family"

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory starring Matt Smith as Willy Wonka, Anthony LaPaglia as Charlie Bucket, and Brandon T. Jackson as Grandpa Joe

This lunchtime at Brian Butterfield's Geography-themed Restaurant the Pizza and Bonsai Brandy Bottle are adequate.