Book a table at my Queuing for the Toilet-themed restaurant and munch buckets of Pints O' Cream.

The crew at Brian Butterfield's Science-themed restaurant have been making Sandwich Casserole and Pork Cylinders for weeks just for you.

Please come down to my Carrier Bags of the World-themed restaurant and wolf loads of Mini Mince Pies and Javelin in Cloud Dinner.

Book a table at my Infectious Diseases-themed restaurant and wolf gobs of Sport Ball Bon Bon Bon Bons and Poor Man's Football.

This lunchtime's specials are Non-Calendar Dates and Potato Grids so please come down to my Pirate-themed restaurant: its tolerable!