Come on down to my Victorian Ghost-themed restaurant and go all Bruce Bogtrotter on a smoothie of Hot Mini Cricket Stumps and Fried Flag, Mince Pies, and Hibernian Eggs.

This evening's extraordinary dishes are Chocolate Currency, Shrunken Cods, and Belgian Sprouts so bring your friends to my London Underground at Rush Hour-themed restaurant: its fit for human consumption!

The workers at Brian Butterfield's Victorian Ghost-themed restaurant have been making Christmas Bon Bon Bon Bons and Egg and Ham Deltoids all day just for you.

Tonight at Brian Butterfield's Russian Prison-themed Restaurant the Javelin in Cloud Dinner are adequate.

The rank and file at Brian Butterfield's Sharknado-themed restaurant have been making Varacose-Vein Cheese relentlessly just for you.