The humans at Brian Butterfield's London Underground at Rush Hour-themed restaurant have been making Clown Nose Fruit and Birthday Pie for hours just for you.

Please come down to my Sad Podcaster-themed restaurant and gobble buckets of Fun Whistle Crust, Sport Ball Bon Bon Bon Bons, and Tomato and Tennis Shoelaces.

Make a reservation at my Brexit-themed restaurant and eat mountains of Turkey Flavoured Chicken.

The crew at Brian Butterfield's Divination-themed restaurant have been making Clown Nose Fruit, Non-Calendar Dates, and Non-Calendar Dates endlessly just for you.

Today's kitchen delights are Decorative Plastic Exercise Men so book a table at my Voting Tory in Secret-themed restaurant: its fit for human consumption!