This morning's specials are Belgian Sprouts and Turkey Flavoured Chicken so book a table at my Sad Podcaster-themed restaurant: its sufficiently food-like!

This evening's specials are 20-Cheese Omelette so make a reservation at my Mythology-themed restaurant: its fit for human consumption!

Please come down to my Mythology-themed restaurant and polish off a smoothie of Clown Nose Fruit and Sport Ball Bon Bon Bon Bons.

Today's extraordinary dishes are Javelin in Cloud Dinner so come on down to my Divination-themed restaurant: its legally considered to be food!

This morning's kitchen delights are Nutty Nut-Nuts so why not rendezvous at my London Underground at Rush Hour-themed restaurant: its mostly edible!