This lunchtime's specials are Shrunken Cods so book a table at my Pirate-themed restaurant: its sufficiently food-like!

Today's kitchen delights are Non-Calendar Dates so book a table at my London Underground at Rush Hour-themed restaurant: its tolerable!

The rank and file at Brian Butterfield's Carrier Bags of the World-themed restaurant have been making Pizza and Energy Boxes endlessly just for you.

Tonight's extraordinary dishes are Large Macs and Egg and Ham Deltoids so you simply must visit my Prophylactic-themed restaurant: its fit for human consumption!

The crew at Brian Butterfield's Carrier Bags of the World-themed restaurant have been making Articial Bacon (Facon™) all day just for you.