This lunchtime's extraordinary dishes are During Dinner Mints, Christmas Bon Bon Bon Bons, and Hibernian Eggs so pop in to my Victorian Ghost-themed restaurant: its mostly edible!

Bring your friends to my London Underground at Rush Hour-themed restaurant and go all Bruce Bogtrotter on piles of Egg 'n' Ham Slabs, Baby Pork Cylinders, and Pizza.

The grumpy teenagers at Brian Butterfield's Hospital-themed restaurant have been making Christmas Bon Bon Bon Bons, Hibernian Eggs, and Shrunken Cods tirelessly just for you.

Make a reservation at my Victorian Ghost-themed restaurant and consume a medley of During Dinner Mints and Egg and Ham Deltoids.

This morning's specials are Pints O' Cream and Mince Pies so come on down to my Roman Empire-themed restaurant: its legally considered to be food!