Tonight's specials are Turkey Flavoured Chicken so please come down to my Queuing for the Toilet-themed restaurant: its sufficiently food-like!

Today at Brian Butterfield's Sports-themed Restaurant the Pasta Pillows are to die for (you might die).

The crew at Brian Butterfield's Infectious Diseases-themed restaurant have been making Pints O' Cream and Christmas Pizza tirelessly just for you.

The kitchen gremlins at Brian Butterfield's Science-themed restaurant have been making Hoison Crispy Owl, Mince Pies, and McFortune Cookies all day just for you.

Bring your friends to my Starting Puberty-themed restaurant and consume a smoothie of Pints O' Cream and Sportman's Crunchy Discs.