Tonight's kitchen delights are Birthday Pie and Hoison Crispy Owl so why not rendezvous at my Roman Empire-themed restaurant: its adequate!

The workers at Brian Butterfield's Mathematics-themed restaurant have been making Non-Calendar Dates for weeks just for you.

Book a table at my Hospital-themed restaurant and partake of mountains of Pizza, Bon Bon Bon Bons, and Quiches Lorraine.

This morning's specials are Discount Foie Gras and Chocolate Quail's Eggs so make a reservation at my Sad Podcaster-themed restaurant: its fit for human consumption!

This morning at Brian Butterfield's Starting Puberty-themed Restaurant the Turkey Flavoured Chicken are to die for (you might die).