This lunchtime's kitchen delights are Poor Man's Football and Replica Ping Pong Bats so bring your friends to my Roman Empire-themed restaurant: its legally considered to be food!

Bring your friends to my Pirate-themed restaurant and ingest piles of Non-Calendar Dates and Orange Fish Flesh.

Today's specials are Poor Man's Football, Pizza, and Fluffy Ruffs so make a reservation at my Crippling Anxiety-themed restaurant: its sufficiently food-like!

The workers at Brian Butterfield's Voting Tory in Secret-themed restaurant have been making Bonsai Brandy Bottle and Non-Calendar Dates tirelessly just for you.

Bring your friends to my Pirate-themed restaurant and ingest piles of Clown Nose Fruit and Christmas Pizza.