Tonight's kitchen delights are Pizza so book a table at my Mathematics-themed restaurant: its adequate!

Bring your friends to my Mythology-themed restaurant and eat a veritable smorgasbord of Garlic Pudding.

Tonight at Brian Butterfield's Infectious Diseases-themed Restaurant the Turkey Flavoured Chicken, Sports Bread, and Christmas Bon Bon Bon Bons are adequate.

Please come down to my The Great Depression-themed restaurant and go all Bruce Bogtrotter on piles of Indigestion Tablets and Bonsai Brandy Bottle.

Today's specials are Hibernian Eggs so why not rendezvous at my Hospital-themed restaurant: its tolerable!