The servants at Brian Butterfield's Russian Prison-themed restaurant have been making Egg 'n' Ham Slabs and Nutty Nut-Nuts all day just for you.

This morning's kitchen delights are Pasta Pillows, Energy Boxes, and Indigestion Tablets so book a table at my Crippling Anxiety-themed restaurant: its adequate!

The grumpy teenagers at Brian Butterfield's Starting Puberty-themed restaurant have been making During Dinner Mints, Egg and Ham Deltoids, and Sportman's Crunchy Discs endlessly just for you.

This evening's specials are Egg and Ham Deltoids and Bonsai Brandy Bottle so book a table at my Infectious Diseases-themed restaurant: its mostly edible!

This lunchtime's kitchen delights are Garlic Pudding so book a table at my Sad Podcaster-themed restaurant: its to die for (you might die)!