This evening's extraordinary dishes are McFortune Cookies and Pasta Pillows so why not rendezvous at my London Underground at Rush Hour-themed restaurant: its fit for human consumption!

The personnel at Brian Butterfield's Divination-themed restaurant have been making Hoison Crispy Owl and Sports Bread tirelessly just for you.

This lunchtime's specials are Potato Grids and Egg and Ham Deltoids so book a table at my London Underground at Rush Hour-themed restaurant: its sufficiently food-like!

This morning's kitchen delights are During Dinner Mints, Sport Ball Bon Bon Bon Bons, and Bonsai Brandy Bottle so why not rendezvous at my Starting Puberty-themed restaurant: its adequate!

This morning's extraordinary dishes are Discount Foie Gras and Belgian Sprouts so book a table at my Voting Tory in Secret-themed restaurant: its mostly edible!