Tonight's kitchen delights are Large Macs so bring your friends to my Sports-themed restaurant: its to die for (you might die)!

Tonight at Brian Butterfield's Voting Tory in Secret-themed Restaurant the Sandwich Casserole and Mince Pies are tolerable.

This evening at Brian Butterfield's Prophylactic-themed Restaurant the Birthday Pie are mostly edible.

Tonight at Brian Butterfield's Airport Security Queue-themed Restaurant the Non-Calendar Dates and Sports Pizza are sufficiently food-like.

This lunchtime at Brian Butterfield's Pirate-themed Restaurant the Hibernian Eggs are adequate.