The grumpy teenagers at Brian Butterfield's Infectious Diseases-themed restaurant have been making Christmas Bon Bon Bon Bons relentlessly just for you.

This lunchtime's extraordinary dishes are Chocolate Currency so come on down to my Brexit-themed restaurant: its mostly edible!

You simply must visit my Carrier Bags of the World-themed restaurant and go all Bruce Bogtrotter on a smoothie of During Dinner Mints, Poor Man's Football, and Discount Foie Gras.

The personnel at Brian Butterfield's Prophylactic-themed restaurant have been making McFortune Cookies relentlessly just for you.

This lunchtime at Brian Butterfield's Victorian Ghost-themed Restaurant the Pints O' Cream and Mini Mince Pies are tolerable.