This morning at Brian Butterfield's Infectious Diseases-themed Restaurant the Mystery Meat, Orange Fish Flesh, and Garlic Pudding are mostly edible.

The crew at Brian Butterfield's Hospice-themed restaurant have been making Sandwich Casserole and Mince Pies for hours just for you.

The servants at Brian Butterfield's Sharknado-themed restaurant have been making Baby Pork Cylinders, Decorative Plastic Exercise Men, and Hot Mini Cricket Stumps and Fried Flag relentlessly just for you.

This evening at Brian Butterfield's Divination-themed Restaurant the Fluffy Ruffs and Potato Grids are adequate.

This morning's specials are Indigestion Tablets and Orange Fish Flesh so bring your friends to my Brexit-themed restaurant: its legally considered to be food!