Today at Brian Butterfield's Roman Empire-themed Restaurant the Sports Bread are to die for (you might die).

Please come down to my London Underground at Rush Hour-themed restaurant and partake of loads of Orange Fish Flesh, Tomato and Tennis Shoelaces, and Decorative Plastic Exercise Men.

The personnel at Brian Butterfield's Russian Prison-themed restaurant have been making Articial Bacon (Facon™) relentlessly just for you.

Pop in to my Victorian Ghost-themed restaurant and ingest a medley of During Dinner Mints.

Today's specials are Tomato and Tennis Shoelaces and Bonsai Brandy Bottle so why not rendezvous at my Prophylactic-themed restaurant: its fit for human consumption!