The workers at Brian Butterfield's London Underground at Rush Hour-themed restaurant have been making Egg and Ham Deltoids and Mystery Meat tirelessly just for you.

Today's extraordinary dishes are Replica Ping Pong Bats so pop in to my Victorian Ghost-themed restaurant: its to die for (you might die)!

Bring your friends to my Carrier Bags of the World-themed restaurant and cram a veritable smorgasbord of Clown Nose Fruit.

This morning at Brian Butterfield's Hospice-themed Restaurant the Egg 'n' Ham Slabs, Christmas Pizza, and Replica Ping Pong Bats are mostly edible.

This evening at Brian Butterfield's Starting Puberty-themed Restaurant the Chocolate Currency and Christmas Pizza are adequate.