Please come down to my Science-themed restaurant and polish off mounds of Orange Fish Flesh, Quiches Lorraine, and Non-Calendar Dates.

The kitchen gremlins at Brian Butterfield's Prophylactic-themed restaurant have been making Discount Foie Gras for hours just for you.

This morning at Brian Butterfield's Queuing for the Toilet-themed Restaurant the Orange Fish Flesh and Pints O' Cream are to die for (you might die).

This evening's kitchen delights are Pints O' Cream, Mini Mince Pies, and Fun Whistle Crust so why not rendezvous at my Hospital-themed restaurant: its to die for (you might die)!

Today's specials are Orange Fish Flesh so make a reservation at my Roman Empire-themed restaurant: its mostly edible!