Tonight at Brian Butterfield's Brexit-themed Restaurant the Turkey Flavoured Chicken, Baby Pork Cylinders, and Hibernian Eggs are tolerable.

The personnel at Brian Butterfield's Crippling Anxiety-themed restaurant have been making Potato Grids relentlessly just for you.

The personnel at Brian Butterfield's Prophylactic-themed restaurant have been making Egg and Ham Deltoids and Pizza for hours just for you.

Tonight's specials are Christmas Bon Bon Bon Bons so you simply must visit my Roman Empire-themed restaurant: its legally considered to be food!

Come on down to my Sports-themed restaurant and partake of mountains of Sports Bread.