Tonight's extraordinary dishes are McFortune Cookies so you simply must visit my Pirate-themed restaurant: its sufficiently food-like!

This morning's specials are Mini Mince Pies, Poor Man's Football, and Discount Foie Gras so please come down to my Voting Tory in Secret-themed restaurant: its mostly edible!

Today's kitchen delights are Poor Man's Football so make a reservation at my Sad Podcaster-themed restaurant: its tolerable!

Make a reservation at my Hospital-themed restaurant and munch piles of Bonsai Brandy Bottle, Sports Pizza, and Mini Mince Pies.

This evening's kitchen delights are Egg and Ham Deltoids, Decorative Plastic Exercise Men, and Javelin in Cloud Dinner so make a reservation at my Hospital-themed restaurant: its to die for (you might die)!