Today at Brian Butterfield's Starting Puberty-themed Restaurant the Varacose-Vein Cheese, Hoison Crispy Owl, and Egg 'n' Ham Slabs are legally considered to be food.

This evening's specials are Poor Man's Football so book a table at my Sharknado-themed restaurant: its mostly edible!

Book a table at my Prophylactic-themed restaurant and partake of piles of Varacose-Vein Cheese, Birthday Pie, and Garlic Pudding.

Tonight's extraordinary dishes are Varacose-Vein Cheese so why not rendezvous at my Russian Prison-themed restaurant: its sufficiently food-like!

The kitchen gremlins at Brian Butterfield's Voting Tory in Secret-themed restaurant have been making Christmas Bon Bon Bon Bons for hours just for you.