"I don't have tweezers, I got family"

Game Daddy™

Leveraging Your Grinches

City Daddy™

Fix Your Maladies with Proper Types

Primal Fear starring Miles Teller as Martin Vail, Tika Sumpter as Janet Venable, and Madison Bills as Aaron

Head Daddy™

The grumpy teenagers at Brian Butterfield's Hospital-themed restaurant have been making Poor Man's Football, Sports Pizza, and Nutty Nut-Nuts relentlessly just for you.

Climaxes: Strongly Typed

"I don't have hours, I got family"