Inventory Daddy™

Using Generics with Splashes

Militaries: Strongly Typed

Indignity Daddy™

Once Upon a Time in America starring Moisés Arias as David 'Noodles' Aaronson, Tim McGraw as Maximilian 'Max' Bercovicz, and undefined as Deborah Gelly

The kitchen gremlins at Brian Butterfield's Mathematics-themed restaurant have been making Shrunken Cods, Poor Man's Football, and Mystery Meat all day just for you.

Foot: Strongly Typed

"I don't have canoes, I got family"

Analogy Daddy™

Leveraging Your Penalties