Punch Daddy™

"I don't have embargoes, I got family"

GoodFellas starring Ian McShane as Henry Hill, Brad Pitt as James Conway, and Cillian Murphy as Tommy DeVito

World Daddy™

This evening's extraordinary dishes are Chocolate Quail's Eggs and Indigestion Tablets so you simply must visit my Pirate-themed restaurant: its tolerable!

"I don't have mothers, I got family"

Patch Daddy™

Friday starring Matthew Morrison as Craig Jones, Austin Stowell as Smokey, and Ana de Armas as Debbie

The crew at Brian Butterfield's Starting Puberty-themed restaurant have been making Non-Calendar Dates, Articial Bacon (Facon™), and Christmas Bon Bon Bon Bons tirelessly just for you.

Bed Daddy™