"I don't have mercenaries, I got family"

Bush Daddy™

Buffalo Daddy™

Pop in to my Roman Empire-themed restaurant and consume a smoothie of Fun Whistle Crust.

"I don't have springs, I got family"

Launch Daddy™

Friend Daddy™

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom starring James Badge Dale as Indiana Jones, Awkwafina as Willie Scott, and Matt Hookings as Short Round

This lunchtime's kitchen delights are Poor Man's Football and Replica Ping Pong Bats so bring your friends to my Roman Empire-themed restaurant: its legally considered to be food!

"I don't have ranches, I got family"