Mosquito Daddy™

Diary Daddy™

Caligula starring Dan Stevens as Caligula, Margot Robbie as Drusilla, and Ki Hong Lee as Macro

Water Daddy™

Bring your friends to my Pirate-themed restaurant and ingest piles of Non-Calendar Dates and Orange Fish Flesh.

"I don't have foxes, I got family"

Spinach Daddy™

Placebo Daddy™

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace starring Morgan Freeman as Qui-Gon Jinn, Andrew Stecker as Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Halle Berry as Padmé Amidala

Today's specials are Poor Man's Football, Pizza, and Fluffy Ruffs so make a reservation at my Crippling Anxiety-themed restaurant: its sufficiently food-like!