Tonight at Brian Butterfield's Hospice-themed Restaurant the Orange Fish Flesh are to die for (you might die).

Book a table at my Roman Empire-themed restaurant and gobble a medley of Poor Man's Football and Pork Cylinders.

This morning at Brian Butterfield's Queuing for the Toilet-themed Restaurant the Fluffy Ruffs and Baby Pork Cylinders are tolerable.

The humans at Brian Butterfield's Crippling Anxiety-themed restaurant have been making Pizza and Varacose-Vein Cheese relentlessly just for you.

This evening at Brian Butterfield's Brexit-themed Restaurant the McFortune Cookies are legally considered to be food.